so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
i am breaking up with you. because you wash your hair too much and you only drink light beer and because you're not party enough.
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
So that groomsmen was naked under his kilt. Also I just had sex in the elevator. And yes, those two updates are definitely related.
I'm on tinder and every time somebody says something too creepy for me I start quoting scripture at them. My boobs are like missionaries.
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
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