Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
It was good sex. She was screaming so much I didn't know whether or not my name was Matt or God.
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
Hey. I thought you were saving your 80s playlist til marriage.
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
I'm beginning a new chapter of my life in which our fridge will always be stocked with jello shots. I'm excited to embark down this road to fruity, semi-solid alcoholism.
He grabbed my tits and sang "you are so beautiful" to them before faceplanting into my chest
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