i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
my vag is singing 'hurts so good' by john mellencamp
Words of Wisdom: ordering a pitcher of whiskey cokes, putting a straw in it, and calling it your drink is not socially acceptable
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
I feel a five day drunk coming on.
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
Great news. I WILL BE FUCKING IN A BOUNCY HOUSE TOMORROW.
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
I walked in on my sister eating my leftover burrito naked. How could my night have gotten any worse?
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
there is another microwave in the elevator.
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