Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"
He was running late for work this morning, so I helped him out by finding a matching pair of black socks. And I hated it. So I'm currently drinking and reminding myself of the reasons I will never get married.
I just gave parenting advice and had a discussion about the distribution of wealth in america...in a bar. I'm starting to think its me and not you lol
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
I feel like hooking up with you on my floor, sneaking out my window and jumping a fence is an effort that deserves a happy birthday.
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