I'm about two and a half drinks away from gay.
I'm coming over.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
And my parents said I crawled through the house
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
You ever have a fart follow you around?
Randomize
