Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
Just pulled an upper-decker at a hardware store. I believe I'm winning 8-2. It's obvious you don't shit enough in public.
Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
I remember now some guy came over and hit on me and poured peppermint schnapps and chocolate syrup in my mouth. Pretty sure he was dressed like Santa....
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
Seeing Grandma lick chocolate sauce off of the male stripper was definitely not the way I planned to enter the world of legal drinking.
6 tequila shots, 3 kamikazes and 1 rumplemintz.. The next day I puked in my office trash can while doing payroll. I may have to dock my own pay for lack of class.
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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