I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
I take back everything I said about communal showers
So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
I just bought a handle of tequila and a breakfast burrito. I might be out of money for the weekend, but at least I have the necessities covered.
Randomize
