My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
You should have seen the look on the cashiers face when I was buying steel reserve with a suit on.
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
This is the only time in your life where finding a half eaten lime and pair of florescent pink underwear that wasn't yours means that it was a good night
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
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