I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
I need hand sanitizer and jesus.
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
We're lucky we aren't prostitutes by now. Whats the etiquette for returning a pair of heels with blood on them?
Someone painted a weed leaf on my leg with red paint. Or blood. I hope paint.
Holy fuck just found a used tampon in the leg of my pants. it's not paint. It's. Not. Paint.
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
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