i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
I've really got to stop smuggling half full bottles of beer out of bars in my purse.
Let me just say....i'm sorry about setting your carpet on fire. I had no idea that the paper towel would burn that quickly.
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
I also need to get my life together but instead I just eat spoonfuls of Nutella. We can't win 'em all
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
OMG I DIDNT READ THAT TEXT CAREFULLY CAUSE I'M ON THE DEVILS LETTUCE & I THREATENED TO PUNCH A CHILD OMG I'M SO SORRY
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
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