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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
My new apartment is within walking distance of both the liquor store and the chinese buffet. This is either going to be my worst life choice ever or my best.
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
Posting happy birthday to my grandpa on Facebook.... Then realizing my profile pic is me dressed as a slutty cop when he used to be a police officer.
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
He's attempting to seduce me with thanksgiving-themed sexual metaphors... It's working.
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
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