Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
What can I say, I bounce back quick. Never thought the line "my turtle died" would get me so many free drinks last night
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
Just got home. Taking a quick shower. I smell like sex and chorizo. Dont ask.
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
I just timed my pee with a stop watch. From when the main stream started to ended. It was 45.1 seconds. This is the truth trust me.
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