i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
Some lady old enough to be our mom took us home, made me eggs and he still got some. Where do I claim my best wingman/sister trophy?
They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
I just called my grandma crying, apologizing for being the first grandchild to have premarital sex...I'm either about to start my period or pregnant.
I’m drunk and naked and looking for my charger - title of my autobiography.
Omg I joined a choir last night...
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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