Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
After blacking out and loosing my phone for a month, I found it in the parking lot across the street. Last text "rager in the street". I remember none of this.
It's like you're a magic genie of bad timing
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
You were just so carefree! People were like, "there's broken glass everywhere" and you were just like, IDGAFFFFFFF
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
Just had a threesome for the second time in my life. I don;t even enjoy threesomes. Too much effort.
HOW DO THESE THINGS KEEP HAPPENING TO YOU?
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
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