he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
Just found two Xanax on the floor at the tanning bed. And yes, Im taking them...looks like going to get cancer is paying off
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
Dress was in bathroom covered in shards of glass, earrings on living room floor, bracelet still missing, purse in backyard. The cast of Princess Bride all left the bar to make sure I was ok. Perfect night
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?
You got stoned and bought $300 worth of pudding. Again! Why do YOU think she left you?
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
He brought me another shot of rum, ice and my underwear when I woke up.
What a gentleman.
I KNOW, right?!
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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