operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
Pretty sure the guy I hooked up with Saturday gave me a buy one get one free coupon for chipotle. Who said nice guys don't exist?
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
I literally JUST MADE IT to the liquor store. I bought a box of wine with the lights off
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
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