It wouldn't matter if you are Jesus Christ himself, you are not getting into the bar tonight
haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
I put xanax in the cake batter
Did you really? It all makes sense now.
I'm going to avoid eye contact because my old high school English teacher is not who I feel like seeing after I just had a dick in my mouth
Damn it. Can't order pizza. Can't do the hot tub. No one to invite over for loud, kinky sex. What's the point of being here alone?!
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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