its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
last night this guy was hitting on me by showing me the famous people he had in his contacts on his cell... when he asked me if i knew lindsay lohan, i said "whose that? sounds asian"
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
You asked for 4 things: your phone, your wallet, your keys and your denture. I stopped asking questions.
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
We are all done wearing pants today
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
no i'm going to the dr today, he fucking banshee-shrieked in my ear as he was coming and now i can't hear out of it
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