You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I have funfetti in my underwear...will you come get me?
I have got to lose weight!! Apparently no one wants to fuck a fat chick with herpes.
first time Ive ever had to stop sex to go pass out in the kitchen floor...
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
My crowning drunk achievement from that night was donating $5 to the Obama campaign.
You're perfect
He jizzed all over my ID badge. HR is gonna be pissed...
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
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