We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
this morning i realized i came home with more condoms then i left. burn.
...I woke up with a yo yo in my underwear...
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
Someone wrote "gnarballz" on my fridge in black marker. I'm pissed, but more concerned I slept with the one who did it
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
Pandora played an ad for a free trial for an abortion pill if you’ve had unprotected sex in the last 2-3 days and then Lucky came on... I literally am dying laughing
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