their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
I now officially know the distance between my two boobs is one twizzler.
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
dude my grandma just called my dealer. How does this shit happen to me
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
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