Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
He leaned over in the middle of the movie and said "My dick's name is Juan". WHO DOES THAT?
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
Next time, dont ever let me talk to a guy drunk, especially if I have class with him the next day
Who do you have class with??
The guy that pulled down his pants in the middle of the dance floor to show me his tattoo
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
Yep, you're going to hell.
I take on this great possibility with a beer in one hand and the girl I'm gonna fuck later in the other
that is very illegal...i love you.
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
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