It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
FYI, if you pee in my bed (or even let R___ and E___ sleep in it), I will fart loudly during your wedding vows. Trust.
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
She cried the whole movie and got kicked out for saying "[Santa's beard] looks so soft I wanna stick my dick in it." We're going again next week. Drunk animation majors are the best
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
Randomize
