You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
Currently separating the burrito I just stuffed in my purse from the weed in my half smoken bowl that was already in it. My what the fuck moment beats yours.
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
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