am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
I was trying to get everyone to go to the bar but I puked on my hands, so nobody took me seriously.
Right now I'm drinking out of a gallon water jug & eating a baconator. If you're feeling down, just remember you could be me.
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
I'm bleeding and have questions
Was picked up in the middle of a bar full of people...apparently I'm not tall enough to reach for drunken makeouts. I'm proud of myself.
i just went to hell in the tanning bed. i think god is giving me a preview of what is in store if i keep getting drunk everyday.
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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