i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
you're single. I'm single. let's spend vday with the 3 most important men in our lives: ben, jerry, and josé
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
my dad just asked me if my booty call guy that comes over at 3am and leaves at 6 would like to stay for sunday brunch next week. you in?
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
What's more awkward than your little brother in law screaming, "I SAW YOUR TITTIES" at the breakfast table?
His step dad chiming in on the jokes.
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
Hey, sorry for threatening to teabag your mom to death last night
I officially have worse injuries from a baby shower than roller derby.
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
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