So he says "lean over this" which is a chain across the doorway, held into the wall with bolts. I do. Then he puts his weight on top of me to try and get it in.
It breaks. We fall.
I now have a broken nose, a concussion, and an infected, split lip. Why do I have the worst luck in guys?
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
i feel like even strangers are annoyed with me because of how drunk i was last night
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
Funny, I didnt know that facebook statuses were for crappy song lyrics
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
Putting a breathalyzer in a bar is a horrible idea. But I won
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
Decided to smoke a bowl in my closet while my parents are gone. Just sat in the closet because I couldn't remember how to get out. Started panicking cuz I thought they were gonna show up... Checked my phone. It's been 4 minutes.
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