I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
You texted me 'I am the leopard prince', with a series of pictures of you posing in what seemed like cat poses. you were not "a little bit" drunk dude..
ugh... thank God for ATM withdrawal limits. I was drunk enough to give that weird shaped stripper all of my money while making her cry in the back room.
Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
Ever walked into a basement full of 10 guys jerking it to a live stripper? Cause I have. Always confirm the address of a house party. Always.
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
Listen, yo... we need to have a serious conversation about this Dollar Store toilet paper. Because if I’m going to finger someone’s ass, it’s not going to be my own.
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