I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
I woke up this morning to 4 booty call texts. So i am trying to find the sign that says i like to sit on cocks so that i can take it off.
trust me, i wonder where that sign is on a daily basis.
He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
Swine flu is the new snow day.
we literally hit three floors of our apartment building searching for condoms. also got macaroni.
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
Just chugged a Bloody Mary in 60 seconds flat. New personal best! Happy Sunday!
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
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