dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
I discovered last night there is no graceful way to remove your face from your gf's crotch when your parents walk in the room
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
He taught me how to drive a stick by using his dick. He even made the whurrrr noise so I knew when to change gears.
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
I started making breakfast to subdue the hangover and last of the shrooms and only got as far as eating a half frozen pierogi out of a dixie cup.
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
Vodka for breakfast. With a side of Frankenberries. Don't judge me.
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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