I just want to hang out with her.
You're a liar. Why do I have to give you reasons you can't have sex with my mom? I hate you.
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
I walked into my house this morning to find an 18 pack on the counter. I think that's gods way of ringing the bell for round two.
By the grace of god and the ingenuity of Alexander Graham Bell, this text message is made possibe: YOU ARE A WHORE
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
I'm still not sure if it was intentional, but the chiropractor definitely cradled his balls on my shoulder. He even seemed to adjust the sack for comfort. I think I should be flattered. He is a doctor, after all..
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
I took a yellow and pink pill, all of a sudden my sex drive is back, and for some reason all I wanna do is fuck Amish dudes
Good God, I miss doing unknown drugs with you.
My vagina measures dicks. It's accurate to the half inch.
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
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