I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
i just remembered i chipped my tooth last night when i pulled up your pants zipper with my teeth
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
Mega depressed bro. Had the greatest sex with the hottest girl I've ever seen and in the AM she gave me that look I've given dozens of times. I'm her drunken fat chick fuck
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
He puked in the voicemail. That's a true friend right there.
The bartender just legitimately thanked me for breaking the cycle of speed metal by playing mmmbop.
i don't think that has ever happened before in the history of man
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
My sister just showed me a snap chat that I don't remember sending, it was a picture of me with two big macs in my bra with just the words "BURGER TITS"
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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