wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
the problem with having sex for lunch when its 98 degrees outside is that I can't tell if its sweat or semen running down my leg as I walk back in the office
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
Like do you hear me I PUKED IN MY OWN HANDS AND HE STILL SAID I WAS GORGEOUS
All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
It's statistically impossible for there not to be at least one guy sexting you right now
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
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