One of the cleaning ladies on my floor just screamed from the bathroom
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
"Take a picture of me motorboating molly" was probably not my best career move
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
No. I want him to marry me so we can spend our lives together. I also want a to-scale model of his genitals to mount above my fireplace
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
I left the brick of cheese in your car! Keep it at Moderate Temp! It's my precious!
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
Randomize
