guys are not supposed to queef...right?
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
Also we decided you're the person whose going to die at my bachelor party...do the math you're the most logical choice
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
Last year I got a dildo in the mail on my birthday. Today it was just a credit card bill. Sadface.
i'll talk to you in three hours when you've stopped foaming at the mouth and your eyes have rolled back into place
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
Honestly, the only reason I've been productive today was because I ended up organizing my apartment while searching for my vibratory charger.
I am that special "drink water and be grateful I'm alive" kind of hungover
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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