Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
You were scared that your teeth were shrinking so you stuck your fist in your mouth. then you were convinced your hand was growing cuz it got stuck so yu started crying
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
he just fucked me for my cheese.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
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