Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
i just woke up in a strange room and the first thing i saw was a chewbacca mask... wtf
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
i just burped and it tasted like condom. please tell me i wasn't lame and made that guy wear one for a bj last night.
If you were wondering whether I accidentally FaceTime called the undergrad who works for me in lab during a particularly graphic blow job last night, then the answer is yes.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
Woke up at noon, still drunk, naked, with another girl next to me. When she wakes up, I'm gonna have my SECOND lesbian experience with her. How's your 2015 going?
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
You ran up a $300 bar bill on his card and he didn't have you arrested, be grateful and move on.
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
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