Your face is a jimmy john
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
I'm being responsible and going as a gay, slutty Mormon missionary. It's responsible because I'll have a bike helmet on for when I fall over because I'm too shitfaced to stand upright. It's safer than Count Fagula. I just need to come up with a line equal or greater than "Blaaaa I want to suck your dick"
You stuck a chicken finger in that stripper's clevage and said "Keep this warm for me.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
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