ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
She left scratches down my back from her wedding ring. Her husband seems like a nice guy though, judging by the scratches it had to be at least a carat.
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
I don't know what I was talking about but I just threw up in ikea. You can't get out of this place it's a fucking labyrinth.
But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.
Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.
But I want to be Keith.
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
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