Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
I should have bought two bottles, she left before I could feel her tits...
Just got my period. I'm not pregnant with Scott's child and I won't be having any sex tonight. This must be what they mean by bittersweet.
the only good thing about these hospital visits are the free pregnancy tests
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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