The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
We woke up in an inflatable kiddie pool full of both empty and full beer cans. In the middle of his dad's office. Oh, and we were locked in. Nobody remembers.
For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
just woke up to find an unpeeled banana, with a condom on, halfway into my vagina. this better not be you trying to be funny
I'm so hungover I literally am considering drinking from the fishtank to avoid getting out of bed.
Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
I almost had sex at the fire station last night and I need you to acknowledge all the awesomeness that is in that sentence.
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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