It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
If I saw Perez Hilton naked I think I would stick a lit candle down my throat.
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
So I just watched a seagul attack my boss and steal his food in the parking lot. Today might not be a bad day lmfao.
He’s actually a personal trainer. He said he hasn’t taught yoga in a while but the stripper prefers to introduce him as a yoga teacher
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