hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I'm so bummed I missed coconut bowling. It's fucking cold here and no coconuts to be found
I thought spray tan was a myth
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You know, something that only happens in Jersey
I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
Dude, I don't care how big her tits are. I have to dump her. She shit in my shower.
I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
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