I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
At second job interview this week. Wearing pants to hide pole dancing bruises. This my life.
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
I need a hoe opinion
go on
Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
I need mimosas to revive my soul
What's a professional way to say get your shit in gear?
Randomize
