There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
he keeps dipping things in ranch and feeding them to me
I said ACK before Andy Samberg made it even remotely funny. That tool is stealing all my lines.
Yeah, you've definitely been jizzing in your pants years before he made it socially acceptable
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
My grandmother cheats at beer pong and has been rubbing her tainted victory in my face for an hour now.
After they flagged you, you hid in a bathroom stall and text me to bring you more shots. That kind of drunk.
hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking if you had a pulse
Bro, you're like, my right testicle. Can't go anywhere without you.
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
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