**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
Couple in the hotel room next to me keep fucking. When I hear her get close I call the room wait for them to stop and hang up. If I'm not getting any tonight then no one should.
The last thing I remember is trying to split my bridesmaid dress down the back like the incredible hulk.
and you succeeded.
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
A guy just grabbed my balls before he shook my hand because he thought he knew me.
I was chasing moonshine with vodka last night. I'm still not sure how I'm sober right now.
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
I didn't have any lime for my chaser.. so after my shot I ate a handful of lime flavored chips. Didn't work so great.
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