I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
do herpes really smell.
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
I just found glitter from our Father's Day party on my balls this morning.
DAD WTF
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
If sex isn’t mentioned at least three times at the dinner table, I’m not interested...
Grandma said I got a good handjob. I think she meant manicure.
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