Apparently he doesn't remember leaving the bar
If I spent $100 at the bar and didn't get laid I wouldn't want to remember anything either
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
you know that australian accents are like the bat signal to my vagina
Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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