I think I sharted a yagerbomb.
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
This is a pre-sorry for hitting on and then sleeping with you're ex
I'm stoned entirely off resin. Licking my blankets. Merry Christmas. Jesus died for our sins. Yay Jesus. I love you.
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
So, Kevin dropping me off at urgent care. Seems my tampon slipped out of reach. Even after he tried to get it out with some kitchen tongs.
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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