There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
you win again, gameday.
I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
Oh, I'm just lighting tennis balls and WD-40 on fire, what are YOUUU doing?!
You face planted into a car door. And somehow didn't drop your burrito.
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
Do you remember when you first moved into my parents house with me and we came home to find that my dad bolted the headboard to the wall
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
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