pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
We talked him into tasing himself.
My dog just threw up a condom. Sorry for accusing you of not wearing one, I found it now.
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
Had a crazy moment last night. Had to get up, run to bathroom, pop 3 Xanax, sit on bathroom floor and rock myself in fetal position. Not my best moment.
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
You know how I know last night was a good night? Because I remember high fiving a couple WHILE they were having sex.
That last one reminds me of the time we smoked that foot-long joint and by the time we'd finished we were so stoned we applauded it.
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
I just paid $10 for tinder plus so that I could change my location to Rio and match with Olympic Athletes
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
I'm sorry I get my lefts and rights confused because I'm dyslexic. But, it took you at least 15 minutes to figure out it wasn't your room OR YOUR HUSBAND.
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