i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
I have bruises covered in glitter and someone just asked me if I realized I'm bleeding from both ears. This is awkward.
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
Those two lesbians inspired me. A whole new way to roll. Fuck shots. Gallons of vodka is the new tequila.
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
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